Sunday, March 25, 2007

Answering the ol' Mail Bag


Q: Where do you get the ideas for your blog?

Thrillsville: Mostly plagarism. You'd be suprised how many different things are out there on the internet ripe for the plucking. A lesson to all of our younger readers: why be original when there's other people out there willing to be that for you? Don't try so hard, nothing's more annoying than a person who's out to impress others with their "dedication".

Q: How many writers does your blog have on its staff?

Thrillsville:
Currently we have a staff of 15, not including our editor-in-chief, Will. Our current roster of writers:

  • Salman Rushdie
  • Patricia Heaton
  • Harriet Beacher Stowe
  • President Jimmy Carter
  • The Rock
  • Hayley Duff
  • Lionel Ritchie
  • Tom Wilson
  • Ann Curry
  • President Oscar Jose Rafael Berger Perdomo
  • Brett Butler
  • Buddha
  • Governor Jennifer Granholm
  • Jo-Jo
  • Socrates

We assembled the greatest minds money and sex could buy.

Q: Is the blog available in any other format?

Thrillsville: No, it's just a blog at the moment. We did turn down an offer from CNBC to become a news magazine show, however. It's just that we wanted a 20/20 feel to the show, and they were pushing Dateline's style with a 60 Minutes Edge. By a "20/20 feel" I mean we all wanted to be able to wear mustaches, Harriet being the most gung ho. We do love us some John Stossel.

Q: Do you have any merchandise we can buy?

Thrillsville: Of course! Just click here to go to our online store.

Q: What if God was one of us?

Thrillsville: Just a slob like one of us?

Q: Just a stranger on the bus...

Thrillsville:
I guess he'd be trying to make his way home.

Q: I'm hungry, what should I do?

Thrillsville: Make a delicious stew, and send the leftovers to our home offices at:

Thrillsville Classic Inc.
310 First Street, SE
Washington D.C. 20003

That's all we can answer for now, keep sending those emails in!

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